For the next 3 weeks, MacLitigator will be in the wild and completely unplugged. Not a vacation by any stretch, especially for a tech addict. The place holding MacLitigator hostage has 3 pay phones, one fax machine, no television (no real loss here), no internet and no cell phone service and a sign out front of the barn that reads “Welcome to Hell.” Be prepared for a host of tech survival tips upon my return, assuming I can get good enough GPS reception to find my way back.